Steve Powers

To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average European-Americans it can find - an Army private and a prostitute - and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they're the smartest people around.

Wild and unpredictable events shake up the life of Aaron, who, before being stung by a scorpion and kidnapped, was a simple wage slave. Now, he's immersed in a strange adventure that will find him seduced by a coworker and assaulted by a gang of elderly women… and that's just the start of his trials and tribulations!

The tale of a down-on-his-luck freeze-dried-pet-salesman and his journey to become the first-ever-cyber-evangelist.

Two college buddies find each other several years after graduation. One is successful, the other one sleeps in an alley. They spend one evening re-establishing old bonds, but bit by bit, it becomes apparent that the encounter wasn't casual or their interests innocent at all.