Bobby Aldridge

Blonde, bouncy Buffy is your typical high school cheerleader. But all that changes when a strange man informs her she's been chosen by fate to kill vampires.

Experienced mule Michael initiates newcomer Craig into the trade. Each is carrying dozens of heroin-laden packages in his digestive tract. While they wait for the sugar-coated, multi-colored balloons to pass, a string of increasingly off-balance characters shows up. Tension builds until drug queen Taka arrives for the payoff.