Michael Bartolomeo

Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.

A man tries to rid his troubled psyche of intrusive thoughts, but the Sludge Eater has other plans.

In this short stop-motion fantasy tale, a talented but cocky young chef meets her match when a mysteriously implacable food critic visits her restaurant.

A short comedy about love, life & roughage.

A short comedy about love, life & roughage.

A lonely young man dreams of one day becoming a Rubik's Cube master, but his obsession soon turns deadly. Over 11,000 still photos played back at 30fps.

In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.

In this stop-motion horror short, a couple enlists the aid of a mysterious figure to help them with their seemingly insurmountable laundry problem.

A man discovers his entire life has been manufactured by a television network. This is not The Truman Show. This is DUFF MCGUFFY TELEVISION!!!

A man watches TV alone. A series of obliquely malevolent doppelgangers appear and slowly usurp his entire apartment. 20,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.

A low-level functionary undergoes a most unpleasant performance review session.

John agrees to house-sit for a neighbor, and things take a turn for the macabre.

A young woman uses her supernatural powers of telekinesis to construct a nice, meaty taco.

A dramatization of Napoleon's exile to the Isle of Elba, accompanied by a brief historical dissertation.

After a 6-year slumber, the Sludge Eater is back...and he's hungry for more.

After a 6-year slumber, the Sludge Eater is back...and he's hungry for more.

A young man, desperately in need of reassurance in a chaotic world, crosses paths with a church minister who severely misinterprets the bible in hilarious and troubling ways.

That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.

That feeling of dread you experience before beginning strenuous exercise, but also a movie. 8,000 still photos played back at varying frame rates.

Mr. Grooples embarks on a journey far beyond his comfort zone, only to discover he was home all along.

The utilization of numerical oscillation models by physicists to accurately predict and map the simple harmonic motion of a spring device, and the utilization of timelapse photography to predict the "motion" of a spring day. 14,000 still photos, played back at varying speeds.

Goodfellas, but if Albert Camus directed it.