Tammy Massa

There's a bomb and QTs Dad has to stop it and I think there's some money somewhere.

A terrorist cell takes three Americans hostage and threatens to expose a secret that will shatter America's soul.

Depressed, nodding-out Marcy turns up at titular rural joint, where she attracts the attention of butch waitress Regina, queeny proprietor Bobby, and wacky townie regulars. Marcy has driven from San Francisco to recover from the loss of her husband in a car accident near this very spot. In fact, they’d once planned to purchase the cafe themselves.

Watch in horror as crazed fundamentalists from the future lead by evil commander, Protar Abdul Omar, kidnap Mr. and Mrs. Claus and plot to send an imposter Santa to deliver toys contaminated with radioactive camel turds to unsuspecting earth children on Christmas Eve. The future of Christmas rests in the hands of the Modern Props team! Merry Christmas indeed!

Two morticians accidentally burn down the family mortuary, and in order to raise the money to rebuild it, they must pose as the hottest new painters to hit the art world.

Inside a long-abandoned mine lurks a dark being which haunts the descendants of the miners who trapped it. When Luke's niece is suddenly struck with a strange form of schizophrenia, he re-opens the mine in hopes of raising the money to get her better treatment. But in order to truly save her, he must face the family curse.