Gauge

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Brian Pickles is a lovelorn standup comedian who discovers a portal into the mind of adult film star Ron Jeremy. Inside the well-endowed Jeremy, Pickles is able to woo Mia (Mia Crowe), the girl of his dreams. With the help of pal Andy Dick, Jeremy must fight back before Brian and Mia take over his life for good. In addition to Jeremy, several other stars of the porn industry make appearances.

Here's one of the books! Alexandra Quinn is on a come back to us. She's more mature and full of fire! She may not be a clinical debutante, but in her own words , "I just wanted to fuck Ed!" So who am I to deprive her? Just Kidding! LOL (Lot Of Laughs). Gauge and Mojo are the couple of the year in my book. She's adorable and eager to please. Nikki, the girl with the hat, is hot too! Her hair was so short she felt more comfortable with that. So who am I to deprive her? She wears a hat!

Gauge stars as a young sultry ingenue who gets what she wants.

Watch as big hard cocks disappear into velvet-soft mouths. These DEEP ORAL LADIES love to suck and slurp on man meat and eat gooey loads. Fans of sloppy, wet blowjobs will not be disappointed by the steamy action these chicks dig out!

Hollywood. It's home to Beverly Hills...Rodeo Drive...and Sophie's, an opulent, sensual salon for discriminating women. Under Stephanie Swift's guidance, some of the most respected ladies in Beverly Hills society are treated to private consultations that bring their innermost sexual fantasies to life. But Stephanie soon learns that even life at a palace of pleasure has a dark side. Sophie's...where dreams come true for a price.

Our special today is a favorite on every man's menu: Drool-dangling blowjobs soaked with spit and drenched with slobber, sandwiched between two supple mouths! That's right - two hungry wet mouths competing to slurp, suck and swallow a stiff salami in every savory scene! Warm welcoming mouths and full lips feasting on hearty helpings of throat sausage, lusciously lapping every morsel of man meat. Finish each scene off with a frothy facial plastering and a creamy cum-exchange, and we've served up another five-star delicacy. It's simply smoldering hardcore!

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17 girls, over 20 piss scenes!

Join one of the hottest group of nasty sluts in an all out fuck fest! Naughty girls! Gorgeous sluts! Fresh fuck faces! Hot girls having awesome sex!

This DVD is packed with the first time experiences of real Dirty Debutantes. Sexxy Gauge and her man Mojo go a bit further this time as I (Ed) jump in to give them a true first! Gauge does both of us! Julie McEntire shares a spontaneous first and so does Rapaella, both Hot flammable scenes. The cover girl, Alex Foxe jumps right out of the magazine pages into her first DVD, she's a Superstar ready to Nova! MDD 137 has a variety and a stark reality all waiting for you to view. Please Enjoy.Love, Ed Powers, Your Nasty Bro!

NAKED GIRLS FIGHTING & FUCKING! Kung-Fu Girls fuck to save the world! Wang Jr. is back, training the next generation of Kung-Fu belles in the deep south. But when Dr. Dickhead and his white-trash ninjas threaten world domination, it's up to our brave, young country cunts to save us. With an arsenal of ass and a cache of cooch, nothing can stand in their way. They'll fuck and suck the enemy into submission. Kung-Fu Girls rule! Behold the power of pussy!

It's here at last! A collection of the best scenes from one of the most famous porn actors. Cum glazed delicacies are abundant in this all-star band. Tera Patrick, Jewel De`Nyle, Silvia Saint and Monica Sweetheart are just some of the famous faces you will find in it. The best of the best starts right here. Welcome to the North Pole!

Ever dream of having your own private island full of hot young girls battling each other for your viewing pleasure? Well dream no more. You’re invited to the Girls Gone Wild Island where absolutely anything goes with the hottest, sexiest young girls you’ve ever seen! These girls are willing and able to do everything it takes to win. It’s real, raw and uncensored! The Girls Gone Wild Games – no rules, no parents, and of course, no clothes!

Babyfaced Nymphettes starring Tessa Taylor!

These girls just seem to get better and better, must be somethin' in the water these days. They suck, fuck and beg for cum as if they need it to survive!!!!! What sluts! I love it! With girls like Lezley Zen, Sofie Evans, Jenna Haze and 4 foot cock-sucked Gauge, there's not much left for the imagination. It's all spelled out for you. In cum, right across their faces!!!!

These pretty young things just want a little bit of attention... to their pussies! Oh yeah, and their asses too. Heck, these youngsters can't get sex off the brain. Watch as they try to out-fuck each other, hoping to be the next teen sensation, and of course, having loads of hardcore fun along the way.

Is there anything cuter than seeing a wide-eyed, wet-behind-the-ear teen wrap her eager lip-gloss lips around a huge hard cock? Or a horny 18 year old co-ed living our her fantasies with her busty best friend? Finally legal girls don't mean to be bad-they've just waited so damn long to get fucked, they can't behave themselves! With these indecent darlings, no hole is sacred! Don't worry though, they're all finally legal!

This is a four-hour clash of the Titans! Enjoy these scenes that made Aurora Snow and Gauge superstars. Witness double anal, triple penetration, oral throat banging, mouth stuffing, rectal rooting, pussy pounding, facial drenching, and slutty porn antics that earned them the title of super whore. Who will reign supreme?

THE BEAUTY OF THE BLOWJOB! Eyes, face, cum ... a sensually nasty combination. Twenty girls from the world of innocence. Twenty scenes of explosive anticipation. A Ninn Worx hybrid capturing the beauty of the blowjob. Starting with the concept of Porn Stars with Innocence seems incongruous at best. Placed within the professional XXX world, it becomes its own genre -- oddly. Anyone can shoot "new" talent, but Michael can do it like "Ninn" other. That's why Michael is Michael .... It has vivid art direction and wicked action -- with more ISM. More importantly, it has Michael Ninn content in his sets, and styling, and lighting, and casting -- just letting Director "Vanderhyden" explore his carnal cavorting. After awhile (say 20 female performers, or so) Michael steps back in and gives his editors further instructions. "Let's concentrate on the blow job."

Soloerotica 3 brings you even more solo scenes featuring all females and no dicks. This movie is packed full of twenty solo scenes featuring beautiful women with heavenly bodies and appetites for sex. These breathtaking goddesses get to spend a little time alone with their thoughts and fingers. This movie stars Gauge, Augus, Taylor Rain, Honney Bunny, and more.

When a spoiled-rotten cutie-pie is left home alone with a pile of canceled credit cards and no cash, she does what any enterprising young lady would do - she goes to Daddy's loaded friend and barters her bodacious booty for a big wad of bills! The foxy teen tycoon's slutty friends soon join her booming business-for-pleasure, and the profits go straight up. So will you.

Face it. We're young, hot and born to screw. We already love to fuck, so what's the harm in making a little extra cash on the side? YOUNG SLUTS, INC. is a surefire XXX business model, and it's gonna make us the richest bunch of legal-teen nymphos you've ever seen. We've harnessed the lust of our insatiable BARELY LEGAL girlfriends and now the cheddar is rolling in. Anywhere, anytime, the cock-starved YOUNG SLUTS, INC. staff is primed to pump any prick. No holes are barred, and no act is too obscene. Bring plenty of cash, fellas, because one taste will hook you, and we don't take checks.

We searched long and hard for the horniest, nastiest anal whores around. What did we find? 6 of the cutest butt sluts begging to have their colon's violated by enormous ass burning cock! So sit back and enjoy watching these beauties take it in the ass with a smile in this butt bashing fuck fest.