Shane Symons

During a blizzard on Thanksgiving, a ticket agent with a troubled past is stranded at his small town train station with four strangers, a racist security guard, and his bitter ex-girlfriend.

Amber Rain would do anything to be a star but when her botched, bust-enhanced boobs start talking, she learns that the road to success is paved in blood.

Sentenced for a crime she DID commit, Candy Pickles must fight against bitchy babes in a halfway house of zero tolerance… until flaming meteors fall to Earth and infect the House Mother! Now all bets are off as Candy and the Hot Chicks must overcome their hatred, battle fuzzy pink man-eating aliens from Uranus, and defend the world!!