Tim McDonald

Nick and Nora Chalmers write mystery novels... steamy, sexy mystery novels. In search of plots for the next book, they travel to Europe to experience the passion, desire and intrigue on the legendary Orient X-press. Once on board, they discover a cast of shady (and horny) characters.

The evil Nocturna Vigil and her hot hit girl Tasi Delite steal some sexually incriminating microfilm from the Soviet Embassy. Called to the London office, James Bomb must retrieve the microfilm in "Operation Thunderpussy".

Vanessa Del Rio pops out of a TV set to instruct a lovelorn secretary in the ways of the flesh.

A mysterious woman is keeping track of her ex-lovers and their new spouses and girlfriends.

Most guys can only fantasize about being locked-up in a whorehouse full of gorgeous raving babes like SEKA and VANESSA DEL RIO... but for a private detective like me, Mark Lowe, it's all in a day's work (or should that be "night's work?"). You see, Carla is afraid her little house of joy is going to be taken over by buddie Howie Mann... and that's where I fit in. As long as I'm watching over the place, Howie'll have a tough time pulling any funny stuff. Of course, my relationship with the girls is supposed to be "purely professional," but things don't always work out the way you plan 'em - if you catch my drift.

Michael is a struggling musician who's in love with Teri, a not so struggling actress. Driving to a gig one night, after a short but extremely sweet visit with Teri, Michael is run off the road and killed. An end to a beautiful relationship... or is it? Two months later, just when Teri begins to resume her life (and love life). Michael returns... as a ghost. His attempts to win her back lead him to a variety of sensuous situations, such as: lending a helping hand to two female tennis players in the massage room, giving Teri's roommate a wet dream she'll never forget, and making the hottest dominatrix in town do her unnatural best for his closest friend.

Nick and Nora Chalmers write mystery novels... steamy, sexy mystery novels. In search of plots for the next book, they travel to Europe to experience the passion, desire and intrigue on the legendary Orient X-press. Once on board, they discover a cast of shady (and horny) characters.

Nick and Nora Chalmers write mystery novels... steamy, sexy mystery novels. In search of plots for the next book, they travel to Europe to experience the passion, desire and intrigue on the legendary Orient X-press. Once on board, they discover a cast of shady (and horny) characters.

The evil Nocturna Vigil and her hot hit girl Tasi Delite steal some sexually incriminating microfilm from the Soviet Embassy. Called to the London office, James Bomb must retrieve the microfilm in "Operation Thunderpussy".

Vanessa Del Rio pops out of a TV set to instruct a lovelorn secretary in the ways of the flesh.

Vanessa Del Rio pops out of a TV set to instruct a lovelorn secretary in the ways of the flesh.

A mysterious woman is keeping track of her ex-lovers and their new spouses and girlfriends.

Most guys can only fantasize about being locked-up in a whorehouse full of gorgeous raving babes like SEKA and VANESSA DEL RIO... but for a private detective like me, Mark Lowe, it's all in a day's work (or should that be "night's work?"). You see, Carla is afraid her little house of joy is going to be taken over by buddie Howie Mann... and that's where I fit in. As long as I'm watching over the place, Howie'll have a tough time pulling any funny stuff. Of course, my relationship with the girls is supposed to be "purely professional," but things don't always work out the way you plan 'em - if you catch my drift.

Michael is a struggling musician who's in love with Teri, a not so struggling actress. Driving to a gig one night, after a short but extremely sweet visit with Teri, Michael is run off the road and killed. An end to a beautiful relationship... or is it? Two months later, just when Teri begins to resume her life (and love life). Michael returns... as a ghost. His attempts to win her back lead him to a variety of sensuous situations, such as: lending a helping hand to two female tennis players in the massage room, giving Teri's roommate a wet dream she'll never forget, and making the hottest dominatrix in town do her unnatural best for his closest friend.

The evil Nocturna Vigil and her hot hit girl Tasi Delite steal some sexually incriminating microfilm from the Soviet Embassy. Called to the London office, James Bomb must retrieve the microfilm in "Operation Thunderpussy".

Jack has his sights set on conservative talk show host Dr. Anne Childs, but he finds plenty of time to bed a bevy of beauties as he challenges the uptight Doctor to see how fun sex can be.

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

Most guys can only fantasize about being locked-up in a whorehouse full of gorgeous raving babes like SEKA and VANESSA DEL RIO... but for a private detective like me, Mark Lowe, it's all in a day's work (or should that be "night's work?"). You see, Carla is afraid her little house of joy is going to be taken over by buddie Howie Mann... and that's where I fit in. As long as I'm watching over the place, Howie'll have a tough time pulling any funny stuff. Of course, my relationship with the girls is supposed to be "purely professional," but things don't always work out the way you plan 'em - if you catch my drift.

Mark Lowe, Private Investigator, is approached by a woman to help her find The Maltese Dildo. Mere description of the dildo drives women mad with desire. Mark must, therefore, interview many women regarding this strange object. Will he find it? Who cares!

The evil Nocturna Vigil and her hot hit girl Tasi Delite steal some sexually incriminating microfilm from the Soviet Embassy. Called to the London office, James Bomb must retrieve the microfilm in "Operation Thunderpussy".