Chris Windmill

Various tableaux of Melbourne in 1989, as experienced by the film-maker.

The world is a blazing atomic hell. Civilisation is dying in agony... What do you do? ...THROW A PARTY! The Third World War has happened. Bombs are dropping everywhere, even Elwood, Melbourne, Australia. In the ruins that follow, three survivors find a bomb shelter. Only to find that the survivors in there are having a party.

Pinry is a museum curator who works by day. Bernard is a greyhound racing photographer who works by night. Newlyweds Pinry and Bernard meet on the weekends to do the washing, go shopping and watch old footage from their wedding day.

Pinry is a museum curator who works by day. Bernard is a greyhound racing photographer who works by night. Newlyweds Pinry and Bernard meet on the weekends to do the washing, go shopping and watch old footage from their wedding day.

A Prince of Monaco and Constanza, his consort, have a common birthday. They hate each other. Paranoia grips them. They flee to an island. Meanwhile large and medium-sized birds run amok in the casino.

The Queen's Birthday remains the most important day in all present and former Commonwealth countries. This instructional film explains why.