Joseph Haase

In 1978, a Kiss concert was an epoch-making event. For the four teen fans in Detroit Rock City getting tickets to the sold-out show becomes the focal point of their existence. They'll do anything for tickets -- compete in a strip club's amateur-night contest, take on religious protesters, even rob a convenience store!

Entrepreneur John Hambone has brought the ancient extinct picklesaurs back to life on his tropical island. Vulassic Park is almost ready for an eager public to visit and for Hambone to make a fortune, but the park needs the approval of some experts first, including picklentologists Dr. Gallon Grunt and Dr. Bellie Tattler. Things go horribly awry on the park's tour however and soon the island is in chaos with with picklesaurs escaping their pens: the Velocigherkins, Dillophosaurus, and the might Tyrannosaurus Dill. Will the heroes escape the terror of the island (and a lawsuit from Steven Spielberg)? Find out when you journey back to a time when pickles ruled the earth!

Bobo Buggins, a neurotic Throbbit, joins a throng of Dweebs led by Randolf the Wizard to help them regain their technological treasures trapped beneath Silicon Mountain and guarded by a mighty Drag Queen.

Entrepreneur John Hambone has brought the ancient extinct picklesaurs back to life on his tropical island. Vulassic Park is almost ready for an eager public to visit and for Hambone to make a fortune, but the park needs the approval of some experts first, including picklentologists Dr. Gallon Grunt and Dr. Bellie Tattler. Things go horribly awry on the park's tour however and soon the island is in chaos with with picklesaurs escaping their pens: the Velocigherkins, Dillophosaurus, and the might Tyrannosaurus Dill. Will the heroes escape the terror of the island (and a lawsuit from Steven Spielberg)? Find out when you journey back to a time when pickles ruled the earth!