Patrick Sheridan

Seeking revenge for years of torment, three bullied teens break into a secluded junkyard to steal weapons for a school massacre - only to find themselves trapped in the workshop of a prolific serial killer. With the homecoming dance just hours away, Josh must escape a literal house of horrors to save a kidnapped classmate, but his biggest challenge remains: can he stop his own friends before their original deadly pact is carried out?

Playboy millionaire, Tony Canoni, is caught between a satanic vampire cult and the Yakuza, but taking on undead blood suckers and the Japanese mafia isn't as hard as studying for his GED test at Night School. Based on a true story. Except the mafia part. We all know that there are no such things as the "Japanese".