Tom Edmunds

William has failed to kill himself so many times that he outsources his suicide to aging assassin Leslie. But with the contract signed and death assured within a week (or his money back), William suddenly discovers reasons to live... However Leslie is under pressure from his boss to make sure the contract is completed.

Tim's life is a joke. Literally.

When mobsters rob a mansion to settle unpaid debts, they find themselves facing an extremely dangerous retired WWI Commando — trying to live a peaceful life as a family butler.

NORTHERN ENGLAND, 1900. A young woman joins the crew of a narrow boat as they transport a dangerous and valuable cargo to the man responsible for her father's death.

William has failed to kill himself so many times that he outsources his suicide to aging assassin Leslie. But with the contract signed and death assured within a week (or his money back), William suddenly discovers reasons to live... However Leslie is under pressure from his boss to make sure the contract is completed.

William has failed to kill himself so many times that he outsources his suicide to aging assassin Leslie. But with the contract signed and death assured within a week (or his money back), William suddenly discovers reasons to live... However Leslie is under pressure from his boss to make sure the contract is completed.

Tim's life is a joke. Literally.

Tim's life is a joke. Literally.

When mobsters rob a mansion to settle unpaid debts, they find themselves facing an extremely dangerous retired WWI Commando — trying to live a peaceful life as a family butler.

When mobsters rob a mansion to settle unpaid debts, they find themselves facing an extremely dangerous retired WWI Commando — trying to live a peaceful life as a family butler.

NORTHERN ENGLAND, 1900. A young woman joins the crew of a narrow boat as they transport a dangerous and valuable cargo to the man responsible for her father's death.