Dan Antopolski

Paddington, now happily settled with the Browns, picks up a series of odd jobs to buy the perfect present for his Aunt Lucy, but it is stolen.

The Edinburgh Festival is a funny place to be... When you're not funny.

"August 2008. The conditions are perfect: his eyes are open, his mouth is open, his tummy is rumbling. Here he comes... weaving low - then rearing up and striking again and again like an unattended hose. Funny! Funny! Funny! Your clothes are soaked! Your picnic is ruined! But you are too busy laughing to care! And now your wallet is gone." Dan Antopolski's Penetrating Gaze is the standup show that Dan took to the Edinburgh Festival 2008, where it received six four star reviews. This DVD was recorded in November 2008 in London and features good jokes, crafty links, simulated anger and home-made raps.

A comedy following the tragic life of the legendary Frankie Wilde. The story takes us through Frankie's life from being one of the best DJs alive, through a subsequent battle with a hearing disorder, culminating in his mysterious disappearance from the scene.

An all-singing, all-dancing, star-spangled musical leap around the biblical story of the Nativity, set in 1972. With a comic twist, this familiar story is brought to life through the eyes of the innkeeper. Despairing after a bad year, he contemplates suicide but his attempt is stalled by a voice from above who points out that King Herod is coming to town.

Surreal sitcom set in an all-night garage, where two misfits on the nightshift live out their whims and fantasies. Peter has a brilliant idea - he will become a film star and leave the garage far behind. He moves the CCTV cameras and records his acting showreel, but when Nigel is robbed of the night's takings, the crime goes unrecorded. With no evidence of a hold-up, Nigel and Peter realise they must fake the CCTV tapes and re-enact the robbery, or lose their jobs.

"We've all been kids and some of us father them - if you trust the blood-test guy, he was smoking in a lab and his english was poor? But whatever. Wouldn't it be amazing if someone who wasn't a bell-end was prepared to talk about parenthood? Dream on, suckers. Bell-end Dan Antopolski adds his meditations on the noble estate of fathership to this festival of dreams..." Silent But Deadly is the show that Dan performed at the 2009 Edinburgh Festival where it received rave reviews and won the Dave Award for Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2009.