Bert Kreischer

Acting

Bert Kreischer

Born

1972-11-03 (53)

Place of birth

St. Petersburg, Florida, USA

Known for

Acting

Credits

58 titles

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on …

Known for

Film credits

2020s · 12 titles

The Machine poster
5.7

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

The Machine

2023

This Is Stand-Up poster
5.0

An intimate and revealing insight into the work and lives of Stand-Up Comedians. Some of the biggest names in the game reveal what it's like to pursue this most challenging, yet important art-form.

This Is Stand-Up

2020

The Roast of Tom Brady poster
6.7

Offensive lines. Full-contact comedy. Kevin Hart hosts this all-star roast of NFL legend Tom Brady.

The Roast of Tom Brady

2024

Untold: The Liver King poster
5.9

He built a supplement empire by devouring raw meat on social media. And he had the muscles to prove it. But, really, how did the Liver King get so huge?

Untold: The Liver King

2025

Best of Stand-Up 2020 poster
6.0

From Jerry Seinfeld to Leslie Jones, Kevin Hart to Hannah Gadsby, laugh along with the funniest bits from Netflix's 2020 stand-up comedy specials.

Best of Stand-Up 2020

2020

The Roast of Bert Kreischer poster
5.4

Whitney Cummings roasts legendary comedian Bert "The Machine" Kreischer with the help of Jim Norton, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Rachel Feinstein, Donnell Rawlings, Trevor Wallace, and some surprise celebrity guests.

The Roast of Bert Kreischer

2023

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve poster
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Tom and Bert are back with another 2 Bears live! This is a party that will last as long as the two of them are able to stay conscious. All the booze all the edibles and get this, the boys have been working on making an adult film to show you. Plus if you haven’t heard, They played basketball and Tom ended up in the hospital with multiple severe injuries. Luckily for all of us we have multiple camera angles of the devastation. All that and more. Ring in the new year with your two favorite bears!

2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve

2020

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle poster
6.9

Shameless — and shirtless — as ever, Bert spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the explosive end to his family's escape room outing.

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

2023

AEW: Dynamite Awards poster
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To help get things going in a positive way in 2021, All Elite Wrestling held an award show ahead of this week's Dynamite on the Bleacher Report App to celebrate its biggest and brightest stars.

AEW: Dynamite Awards

2021

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing poster
6.0

Ten top comics hit the stage to celebrate the 60th anniversary of The Improv comedy club in this special featuring archival footage of iconic performers.

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

2023

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy poster
6.6

Still the ultimate comedy party animal, Bert Kreischer tells more stories about parenthood and family life in a stand-up special from Cleveland.

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

2020

Bert Kreischer: Lucky poster
6.4

Losing 45 pounds. Getting parenting advice from Snoop Dogg. Bert Kreischer knows he's the luckiest guy around — and he's recounting his blessings.

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

2025

2010s · 3 titles

2000s · 3 titles

Series credits

Late Night with Seth Meyers poster
5.1

Seth Meyers, who is "Saturday Night Live's" longest serving anchor on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update," takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night" — home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent. As the Emmy Award-winning head writer for "SNL," Meyers has established a reputation for sharp wit and perfectly timed comedy, and has gained fame for his spot-on jokes and satire. Meyers takes his departure from "SNL" to his new post at "Late Night," as Jimmy Fallon moves to "The Tonight Show".

Late Night with Seth Meyers

2014

Raw poster
6.8

A regularly scheduled, live, year-round program featuring some of the biggest WWE Superstars.

Raw

1993

Conan poster
7.2

A late night television talk show hosted by Conan O'Brien.

Conan

2010

Good Mythical Morning poster
6.9

Two "Internetainers" (Rhett & Link) go far out and do the weirdest things, giving you a daily dose of casual comedy every Monday-Friday.

Good Mythical Morning

2012

Jimmy Kimmel Live! poster
5.3

Jimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and broadcast on ABC.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

2003

Jimmy Kimmel Live! poster
5.3

Jimmy Kimmel Live! is an American late-night talk show, created and hosted by Jimmy Kimmel and broadcast on ABC.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

2003

The Jennifer Hudson Show poster
5.6

Talented entertainer and newly-minted EGOT Jennifer Hudson takes on the daytime talk show landscape.

The Jennifer Hudson Show

2022

The Loud House poster
NR

Welcome to the Loud House, where life can get pretty crazy. One boy, TEN girls?! Lincoln Loud wouldn’t change it for the world!

The Loud House

2016

The Shield poster
8.2

The story of an inner-city Los Angeles police precinct where some of the cops aren't above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep the streets safe and their self-interests intact.

The Shield

2002

Hot Ones poster
7.1

The show with hot questions and even hotter wings invites a famous guest over to eat and then interviews them while they're struggling through the heat.

Hot Ones

2015

After Midnight poster
5.5

Celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson hosts the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet alongside a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music, and beyond.

After Midnight

2024

Last Meals poster
6.3

What would your last meal be? Join Mythical Chef Josh and celebrity guests as they dig into their ultimate last meal, sharing surprising tastes, personal memories, and culinary stories.

Last Meals

2021

Lights Out with David Spade poster
5.8

Specializing in celebrities, entertainment and all things apolitical, comedy legend David Spade and a panel of his comedian friends are at the roundtable and in the field to help break down the biggest headlines of the day.

Lights Out with David Spade

2019

Snacked poster
10.0

Welcome to Snacked: A brand new series from First We Feast where your favorite celebrities break down their most beloved snacks and candies.

Snacked

2021

Dinner Time Live with David Chang poster
6.8

Chef David Chang hosts an unfiltered dining experience as he cooks for celebrity guests and shares culinary secrets.

Dinner Time Live with David Chang

2024

It's Florida, Man. poster
5.4

This irreverent late-night comedy series brings to life unbelievable, ripped-from-the-headlines tales of the Sunshine State. Featuring interviews with everyday Floridians and playful recreations starring a rotating cast of actors and comedians, this hilarious and outrageous series sheds light on the viral, wacky, and weird.

It's Florida, Man.

2024

Dr Phil LIVE! poster
10.0

From the hilariously twisted mind of comedian Adam Ray, comes Dr Phil Live.

Dr Phil LIVE!

2023

Free Bert poster
7.4

A gloriously messy dad and his equally unfiltered family cause chaos when they try to fit in with the snobby crowd at their elite new school.

Free Bert

2026

Straight Up Steve Austin poster
7.8

This unique, interview-based series features WWE legend Steve Austin with a variety of his celebrity friends in exciting surroundings. On each episode, the host and his famous guests swap stories about their lives and careers during one-of-a-kind, custom-tailored adventures in different cities across America.

Straight Up Steve Austin

2019

Go-Big Show poster
5.0

Featuring monster trucks, alligator trainers, stunt archery and other radical feats, the program celebrates daring acts alongside personal, behind-the-scenes stories from the challengers as they battle head-to-head to impress the judges and advance toward the finale’s ultimate $100,000 prize.

Go-Big Show

2021

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer poster
6.4

Fast-living comic Bert Kreischer heads to a cabin for some self-care and invites his funny friends to join his quest to cleanse his mind, body and soul.

The Cabin with Bert Kreischer

2020

Kill Tony poster
8.0

Kill Tony, a live podcast taped in The Main Room of The World Famous Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA and all over the world. Featuring Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban and the band with huge celebrity guests.

Kill Tony

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The Comedy Store poster
7.6

This documentary series brings to life the legends, heartbreak and history created at iconic L.A. club The Comedy Store, which over the past 47 years has launched the careers of a breathtaking array of stars.

The Comedy Store

2020

Never Mind the Buzzcocks poster
8.0

No synopsis available yet.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

2002

Reality Bites Back poster
10.0

Reality Bites Back is a reality show hosted by Michael Ian Black that parodies various reality show formats. It premiered July 17, 2008 on Comedy Central. The name is derived from the 1994 film Reality Bites.

Reality Bites Back

2008

Bert the Conqueror poster
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Bert the Conqueror was an American reality television series which premiered on the Travel Channel on June 16, 2010. The show was hosted by the American stand-up comedian Bert Kreischer. He traveled across the United States to amusement parks and other entertainment venues to experience and promote various roller coasters, water rides, and unusual sports. Bert was known for his uncontrollable screaming in early episodes of the show. Each episode took part in a single U.S. state, and each episode was titled with the name of the state in which that episode takes place. There are also episodes which took place in a single amusement park, such as Cedar Point, in which Bert rode 4 roller coasters at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio. On September 24, 2010, Bert the Conqueror was renewed for a second season. The renewal was revealed on the Bert the Conqueror Facebook page the next day. The second season began April 3, 2011. Bert the Conqueror was moved during its last season in favor of the US version of Scream! If You Know the Answer, which was also hosted by Bert Kreisher. It was not picked up for a third season.

Bert the Conqueror

2010

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5.0

The X Show is a magazine, variety, and interview/talk program that aired on FX Network in the US from May 1999 to April 2001. Running time was originally one hour, but this was later reduced to a half-hour. The show was 'guy-themed' much like a TV equivalent of Maxim magazine The X Show had numerous hosts and co-hosts, both male and female and would frequently feature spokesmodels. Ava Cadell was featured in segments providing sexual information and Chris Gore would host segments about movies.

The X Show

1999

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash poster
NR

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash is a New Year's Eve television special that has been broadcast by CBS since December 31, 2021.

New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash

2023

Something's Burning poster
NR

Comedian Bert Kreischer hosts a cooking show with guests from the comedy world.

Something's Burning

2018

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3.0

No synopsis available yet.

Cinderella Story

2008

Bert Kreischer poster
NR

Collection of comedy specials.

Bert Kreischer

2016

Trip Flip poster
8.0

Host Bert Kreischer surprises unsuspecting American vacationers by throwing away the guidebook and taking them off-the-beaten-path. It's the vacation they never saw coming.

Trip Flip

2012

Behind the camera

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time poster
7.2

Comedian Bert Kreischer is ready to take his shirt off and "party hardy" with his debut Netflix Original stand-up special, Bert Kreischer: Secret Time. Considered one of the best storytellers of his generation, Bert regales the audience at the Trocadero Theatre in Philadelphia with stories about zip-lining with his family, his daughter practicing softball with an imaginary ball, and upstaging ex-NBA player Ralph Sampson at a childhood basketball camp.

Bert Kreischer: Secret Time

2018

Bert Kreischer: The Machine poster
7.7

Storyteller Bert Kreischer expounds on a series of incredible and hilarious tales - from an unforgettable run-in with a grizzly bear to his legendary travels in Russia.

Bert Kreischer: The Machine

2016

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle poster
6.9

Shameless — and shirtless — as ever, Bert spills on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids and the explosive end to his family's escape room outing.

Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle

2023

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing poster
6.0

Ten top comics hit the stage to celebrate the 60th anniversary of The Improv comedy club in this special featuring archival footage of iconic performers.

The Improv: 60 and Still Standing

2023

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NR

Divorced dad Bert attends his college homecoming in an attempt to reconnect with his eldest daughter, who attends his alma mater. When Bert arrives on campus, he realizes his kids have “parent trapped” him with his ex-wife. From there, the weekend’s focus turns to competition, debaucherous mayhem — and, perhaps, a chance to reunite his family.

Homecoming

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Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy poster
6.6

Still the ultimate comedy party animal, Bert Kreischer tells more stories about parenthood and family life in a stand-up special from Cleveland.

Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy

2020

Bert Kreischer: Lucky poster
6.4

Losing 45 pounds. Getting parenting advice from Snoop Dogg. Bert Kreischer knows he's the luckiest guy around — and he's recounting his blessings.

Bert Kreischer: Lucky

2025