Jurgen Vsych

Emily Hagins is making a zombie movie. It's feature-length, it's bloody, and the zombies don't run. Just like it should be. But there's just one difference between her film and every other zombie movie you've ever seen. Emily is twelve.

A comedy about a wimpy bimbo conflicted about her loyalty to a group of broke environmental Superheroines (The Broom Witch, The Librarian, Mother Nature, The Chocolatier) versus their wealthy villainous counterparts (Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher) who run an advertising agency that promotes carcinogenic products for women.

A comedy about a wimpy bimbo conflicted about her loyalty to a group of broke environmental Superheroines (The Broom Witch, The Librarian, Mother Nature, The Chocolatier) versus their wealthy villainous counterparts (Virginia Svelte, Cosmetic Chick, Bitch-on-Wheels and The Doucher) who run an advertising agency that promotes carcinogenic products for women.

Will poor Beethoven's troubles never end? Stuck in an artistic rut, noisy neighbors - and now, the rent is due. The story of Beethoven's inspiration for his most famous piano composition, Für Elise.

Will poor Beethoven's troubles never end? Stuck in an artistic rut, noisy neighbors - and now, the rent is due. The story of Beethoven's inspiration for his most famous piano composition, Für Elise.

Will poor Beethoven's troubles never end? Stuck in an artistic rut, noisy neighbors - and now, the rent is due. The story of Beethoven's inspiration for his most famous piano composition, Für Elise.