Nick Danger

Amy's boyfriend and fellow reporter Mark Gamble has been kidnapped by a drug smuggling biker gang. She seeks out the A-Team, because nobody else can help her.

It’s 1964, and monsters, robots and aliens are not selling movie tickets anymore. Hollywood needs women, the more scantily clad, the better. So what’s a young, naive, socially awkward director to do?

Will Leia succumb to the darkside of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers, and much, much more in this adult parody of Episode IV: A New Hope.

David Walker Nelms - the first in more than 10 years of Republican senator from California ... The rising star in his party ... Important public figure ... sociopath with boundless ambition and dark perverted fantasies. When the struggle between Natasha, his naive young mistress, and Carolyn, his bitchy wife insatiable becomes dangerous for career Nelms and his claims to the Oval Office, one of them must go ... Sex. Murder. Power. Cheating. Thirst. Perversity. Viciousness ...