Henry van Loon

Acting

Henry van Loon

Born 1982-04-08 · Oirschot, Netherlands

Henry van Loon is a Dutch comedian, actor and singer.

Acting credits

Oink poster
7.0

A young girl sets out to prove to her disapproving mother she can house-train the endearing but unruly little piglet she gets as a birthday gift from her estranged oddball grandfather.

Oink

2022

New Kids Turbo poster
6.3

Five friends from 'Maaskantje' are getting fired because of the economic crisis. They decide that they won't pay for anything anymore.

New Kids Turbo

2010

Out poster
6.0

Tom and Ajani are outsiders in their small conservative village in The Netherlands. Together, they dream of freedom and a new life as film students in Amsterdam, where their relationship no longer has to be a secret. When they finally leave their old life in the countryside behind, they are confronted with the norms and social constructs of the big city that turn out to be completely different than what they imagined. While Ajani thrives in the Amsterdam queer scene, Tom struggles to find his place, putting a strain on their now public relationship. In this new world, freed from always being hated for who they are, who will they become?

Out

2024

Cocoon poster
NR

When puberty hits the 14-year-old Sonny Kruger, he starts looking at his attractive classmate Coco in a different way. Too shy to ever stand a chance with her, he starts doubting his own masculinity. Sonny’s macho father Bero, his attractive sister Kimberly and bullying classmate Nigel, all contribute to his confusion and frustration. With the help of his best friend Ferdi and the things he sees in nature that inspire him, he eventually does have the courage to approach Coco.

Cocoon

2021

Bros Before Hos poster
6.1

Because of a bad marriage of their parents, two brothers Jules and Max made a pact never to get into a relationship with a woman. Therefore, they live a party-life in which they sleep with a different girl every day. However this changes when Jules starts to date Anna and Max falls in love with her. Can their bromance overcome this love triangle.

Bros Before Hos

2013

Goin' Rectal poster
NR

The Rectum Raiders are a Turbo Glam-Metal band who have been together since their early teenage years. Now years later when a grown-up life with responsibilities and full-time jobs come peaking around the corner they give themselves one final shot to get their big breakthrough as a band and fulfill their childhood dreams.

Goin' Rectal

2018

Short Calf Muscle poster
8.0

Anders - a rather tall 30-year-old - finds out that the rest of the world is under the impression that he is a gnome.

Short Calf Muscle

2019

I'm Not a Robot poster
7.1

A music producer spirals into an existential crisis after repeatedly failing a CAPTCHA test-leading her to question whether she might actually be a robot.

I'm Not a Robot

2025

Henry van Loon: Live in Toomler poster
NR

A stand-up comedy set by the Dutch comedian Henry van Loon, recorded live in Toomler in January 2008.

Henry van Loon: Live in Toomler

2008

The Little Gangster poster
7.0

Rik and his dad Paul are bullied by the kids in their neighbourhood. Rik wishes his dad would be tougher. Inspired by a mafia movie he saw on TV, Rik fantasizes about being the son of a mafia boss. Everybody would show him respect. So when his dad is promoted and they move to a new town, Rik decides to tell everybody his dad really is a Mafia boss - but what happens when his lies turn against him?

The Little Gangster

2015

King Sausage poster
6.0

When Greetje's father Mr. Tuitjes, a butcher, decides to compete against his Italian rival Smakkerelli, their whole usually so quiet village is turned upside down. The enemies have closed the deal that whoever loses the competition organized by the Society or Meat Products from Fresh Pigs must leave town forever. And that threatens not only Mr. Tuitjes' business, but also the love between Greetje and Nol. Suddenly, the annual sausage competition becomes a devilish dilemma: will Greetje choose her father's luck, or her own?

King Sausage

2022

Henry van Loon: Jannie the Showdog poster
NR

Registration of the sixth comedy special by the Dutch comedian Henry van Loon. When Henry van Loon got his dog Jannie, a global pandemic broke out not long after and he was suddenly stuck indoors with that nervous little guy. His daughter was born in the middle of that pandemic. A tough time, that's for sure. But also a time for reflection. Time to think about what he really wanted. And you know what that was? Away! On the road again.

Henry van Loon: Jannie the Showdog

2024

No artwork available
NR

Student film from Joris Hoebe when he was at the NFTA now called NFA (Netherlands Film Academy)

Wolf

2006

Freek poster
7.0

Freek de Jonge intends to stage one last magnificent show, to once again draw in the crowd. The performance of his life, in which he confronts various painful events, descending to the depths of his soul. This way he hopes to rekindle the drive of thirty years ago: has he done things right, will he be able to make up for the times he failed as a man and as an artist?

Freek

2019

Mustachio poster
NR

This is an absurd tragicomedy about Freek who, while clearing his childhood home, is surprised by a visit from none other than Little Moustache, his imaginary best friend from when he was a kid.

Mustachio

2020

New Kids Nitro poster
6.1

Gerrie, Richard, Rikkert, Robbie and Barry from Maaskantje are in a big fight with the village of Schijndel. When a zombie kills someone from Brabant, things get out of hand.

New Kids Nitro

2011

A Most Annoying Island poster
7.8

A curse that is centuries-old. An island full of annoying people. A contaminated prime-minister. A boy full of dreams who can turn this around. But how? A movie full of raps that don't rhyme, talking dolls and heroic actions.

A Most Annoying Island

2019

Ome Cor poster
6.4

A down-on-his-luck Rotterdam dock worker struggles to get his financials and family life back on track.

Ome Cor

2022

Ron Goossens, Low Budget Stuntman poster
5.9

Alcoholic and low budget stuntman Ron Goossens has to get The Netherlands' most successful actrice between the sheets in order to save his own marriage. Will he succeed? A new outrageous comedy from the writers/directors of New Kids Turbo, New Kids Nitro and Bros Before Hos.

Ron Goossens, Low Budget Stuntman

2017

Where Is Winky's Horse? poster
6.7

In the sequel to "Winky's Horse", 8-year old Winky looks after the horse of St Nicholas. Then one day the horse runs away.

Where Is Winky's Horse?

2007

Gek van geluk poster
4.8

Single mum Lena is struggling with her job: she's a writer of love songs, but because of the lack of romance in her life, she's not inspired anymore. Her friend Valerie thinks she has the perfect solution: she hires a jobless actor to seduce Lena.

Gek van geluk

2017

Ja, Ik Wil! poster
6.0

Roos is pretty, successful and in her early-thirties. Every time she dreams of marriage, she gets dumped. When she gets invites to weddings from people all around her, she takes her young intern Daan as her date. She puts herself in awkward situations en falls deeply in love with a handsome doctor. They say one marriage leads to the other, but is he the one she'll say "Yes, I do!" to?

Ja, Ik Wil!

2015

Henry van Loon: Sleutelmoment poster
8.0

It can go fast. One moment you are tinkering with a moped in your over-complete shed, the other moment you become chief of an Indian tribe. But not before you, as a proud householder with extremely cozy children, have shown how hospitality is meant. In the meantime you play the lead in a musical. It could just be. At least, in the absurd universe of comedian, actor and vlogger Henry van Loon. And in his performance Sleutelmoment it could all happen at the same time.

Henry van Loon: Sleutelmoment

2016

Winky's Horse poster
6.7

There is only one thing Winky wants: a horse, a real horse to ride. But horses are expensive. Fortunately it is the season of Sinterklaas; Winky just asks Sinterklaas for a horse. Than everything will work out alright. Or will it?

Winky's Horse

2005

Behind the camera

Henry van Loon: Live in Toomler poster
NR

A stand-up comedy set by the Dutch comedian Henry van Loon, recorded live in Toomler in January 2008.

Henry van Loon: Live in Toomler

2008

Henry van Loon: Jannie the Showdog poster
NR

Registration of the sixth comedy special by the Dutch comedian Henry van Loon. When Henry van Loon got his dog Jannie, a global pandemic broke out not long after and he was suddenly stuck indoors with that nervous little guy. His daughter was born in the middle of that pandemic. A tough time, that's for sure. But also a time for reflection. Time to think about what he really wanted. And you know what that was? Away! On the road again.

Henry van Loon: Jannie the Showdog

2024

Henry van Loon: Sleutelmoment poster
8.0

It can go fast. One moment you are tinkering with a moped in your over-complete shed, the other moment you become chief of an Indian tribe. But not before you, as a proud householder with extremely cozy children, have shown how hospitality is meant. In the meantime you play the lead in a musical. It could just be. At least, in the absurd universe of comedian, actor and vlogger Henry van Loon. And in his performance Sleutelmoment it could all happen at the same time.

Henry van Loon: Sleutelmoment

2016

Henry van Loon: Onze Henry poster
NR

Comedian, actor and vlogger Henry van Loon will be in the theater until May 2019 with his new cabaret performance Onze Henry. In this personal program, he zooms in on his Brabant roots and serves you both hilarious and fidelely reflections and moving songs. You do not think of it, but you do see it, so that afterwards you come out with a pearly sheen and whisper, shaking your head to your temporary bed partner: "That was really something for our Henry."

Henry van Loon: Onze Henry

2018

Henry van Loon: Sluimer poster
7.0

TV registration of the third theatre program by the Dutch comedian Henry van Loon. The show is about insomnia.

Henry van Loon: Sluimer

2016