Kristi Somers

Acting

Kristi Somers

Born 1962-05-09 · Encino, California, USA

Lovely, sexy, and spirited blonde sprite Kristi Somers was born on May 9, 1962 in Encino, California. Somers graduated from Fullerton Union High School in Fullerton, California and went on to attend Fullerton College. Kristi first began acting in movies in 1983. With her comely face, winning smile, firm, shapely figure, sardonic, yet sunny and upbeat personality, and extremely energetic and engaging screen presence, Somers greatly enlivened a handful of enjoyably lowbrow low-budget B-flicks made throughout the 1980's. Kristi was especially memorable and impressive as the sassy'n'spunky "Michelle" in the blithely crude and leering sex comedy cult favorite Hardbodies (1984). She was very funny as the brash "Seville Ritz" in the entertainingly silly Tomboy (1985) and amusingly snotty as the stuck-up "Rikki" in the delightful Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985). Moreover, Somers made guest appearances on such TV shows as Charles in Charge (1984), Cheers (1982), Full House (1987) and My Two Dads (1987). After a regrettable thirteen-year hiatus from acting, Somers made a welcome comeback with a sizable supporting role in the indie drama, The Substance of Things Hoped For (2006).

Acting credits

Rumble Fish poster
7.0

Absent-minded street thug Rusty James struggles to live up to his legendary older brother's reputation, and longs for the days of gang warfare.

Rumble Fish

1983

Girls Just Want to Have Fun poster
6.1

Janey is new in town. She soon meets Lynne, a classmate who shares her passion for the local show 'Dance TV'. When a competition is announced to find new Dance TV performers, Janey and Lynne are determined to audition. The only problem is that Janey's father doesn't approve of that kind of thing.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

1985

Savage Streets poster
6.3

Brenda, vivacious leader of the "Satins", a fun-loving group of pretty high school girls, searches for deadly vengeance against the gang members who assaulted her deaf-mute sister.

Savage Streets

1984

Hardbodies poster
4.8

Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

Hardbodies

1984

Hell Comes to Frogtown poster
5.5

'Hell' is the name of the hero of the story. He's a prisoner of the women who now run the USA after a nuclear/biological war. Results of the war are that mutants have evolved, and the human race is in danger of extinction due to infertility. Hell is given the task of helping in the rescue of a group of fertile women from the harem of the mutant leader (resembling a frog). Hell cannot escape since he has a bomb attached to his private parts which will detonate if he strays more than a few hundred yards from his guard.

Hell Comes to Frogtown

1988

Oh No, Not Them poster
NR

The untransmitted pilot of the failed American remake of The Young Ones

Oh No, Not Them

1989

Tomboy poster
4.9

A budding female race-car driver finally meets her racing idol and unbelievably they fall in love...a love that's quickly put to the test when, having received the chance to show her racing talents, the two find themselves in a race for a multi-million dollar sponsorship contract.

Tomboy

1985

Return to Horror High poster
5.2

A few years ago, a mysterious serial-killer caused panic on Crippen High School. The killer was never caught. A movie company, Cosmic Pictures, has decided to make a feature movie about these events - on location, at the now abandoned school. Since members of cast and crew disappear without a trace, it seems as if history is repeating itself...

Return to Horror High

1987

Delta Pi poster
4.0

A sorority house mother enters her girls in a mud-wrestling contest.

Delta Pi

1984

Battling Beauties poster
9.0

Root for your favorite buxom boxer among the Valley Girl, Nancy the Naughty Nurse, Cactus Kelly and more. This is boxing like you've never seen it before. Duke it out with the prettiest pugilists on the planet.

Battling Beauties

1983

Kiss of a Killer poster
3.6

A rapist stalks a witness endangered by the secret life she has created to escape her mother.

Kiss of a Killer

1993

The Substance of Things Hoped For poster
NR

After the death of her closest two friends, young Daphne Lessing suffers a loss of faith, then a lapse in memory. Confronted with a diagnosis of schizophrenia and a pregnancy she neither planned nor is able to explain, Daphne is forced into a terrible choice: lose her child or lose her mind. "The Substance of Things Hoped For" traces Daphne's desperate search for the past she cannot recall, the father she never had, and the child she may never know.

The Substance of Things Hoped For

2006

Foxy Food Fight poster
1.3

Night club bikini wrestling in food (a salad, spaghetti noodles...) shot before a live audience and hosted by Garrett Adkins. Filmed at the legendary Whiskey A Go-Go on the Sunset Strip.

Foxy Food Fight

1987

Inside the Love House poster
3.0

Joe and Tara decide to spice up their love life by visiting a mysterious carnival funhouse.

Inside the Love House

1983