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Things

Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...

4.0(31)19891h 24m1

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

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Status
Released
Budget
$35K
Box office
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Language
English
  • monster
  • experiment
  • pregnancy
  • gore
  • porn star
  • giant insect
  • chainsaw
  • parasite
  • canuxploitation
  • female reporter

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Produced in

Canada

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Release dates

  • CanadaCA

    • Theatrical18A1 Sept 1989

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Things was released on 1 September 1989.

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    Tourma

    3/5/2025

    ## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of…

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