The New Waiter

A modern retelling of Shakespeare's classic comedy about two pairs of lovers with different takes on romance and a way with words.

An uptight advertising exec has his entire life in a filofax organizer which mistakenly ends up in the hands of a friendly convict who poses as him.

Two families embark on a pleasant Sunday picnic but manage to run into a variety of issues with their temperamental automobile. Each incident requires repeated exits and reboardings by Laurel, Hardy, their wives and grouchy, gout-ridden Uncle Edgar.

A hypochondriac vacations in the tropics for the fresh air - and finds himself in the middle of a revolution instead.

Oliver is making plans to marry his sweetheart Dulcy with Stan as his best man, but the plans are thwarted when Dulcy's father sees a picture of Ollie and forbids the marriage. The couple plan to elope, and run away to a Justice of the Peace. After typical Laurel and Hardy blundering, they manage to sneak the girl away from her father's house.

Stan and Ollie join the French Foreign Legion after Ollie's sweetheart rejects him.

Stan and Ollie are musicians attempting to travel by train to Pottsville.

The late, great impresario Florenz Ziegfeld looks down from heaven and ordains a new revue in his grand old style.

When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.

The Marx Brothers help young Broadway hopefuls when they get mixed up with gangsters due to a tin of sardines containing Romanoff diamonds.

During the Florida land boom, the Marx Brothers run a hotel, auction off some land and thwart a jewel robbery.

The stooges are three doctors who graduated medical school by being in it for too many years. They come across such problems as an overly chirpy nurse, a mental patient, and a combination to a safe swallowed by the hospital superintendent in the course of their attempt to get through the day.