Your Hero Is About To Die
The movie is a direct parody of video game culture, but a classic slasher film at heart.
Director
Jim Kunz
Writers
Jack ConwayMatthew Mercer
Produced in
United States of America
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A familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognizable masked killer! As the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favorite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody!
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