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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

6.3(404)20251h 53m7

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

  • TMDB

    6.3/10

    404 votes

Status
Released
Budget
$1.5M
Box office
$1.7M
Language
English
  • hotel
  • therapist
  • long island, new york
  • female protagonist
  • sick child
  • motherhood
  • woman director
  • absent husband
  • psychological drama
  • mysterious illness
  • montauk

Top billed cast

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Release dates

  • United StatesUS

    • PremiereSundance Film Festival24 Jan 2025
    • PremiereTelluride Film Festival30 Aug 2025
    • PremiereFantastic Fest21 Sept 2025
    • PremiereBeyond Fest26 Sept 2025
    • PremiereNew York Film Festival2 Oct 2025
    • PremiereHamptons International Film Festival4 Oct 2025
    • PremiereMill Valley Film Festival10 Oct 2025
    • Theatrical (limited)RNew York City, New York / Los Angeles, California10 Oct 2025
    • PremiereChicago International Film Festival16 Oct 2025
    • Theatrical (limited)RLimited Expansion17 Oct 2025
    • PremierePhiladelphia Film Festival19 Oct 2025
    • TheatricalR24 Oct 2025
    • Digital / OTTR18 Nov 2025
    • Digital / OTTRHBO Max30 Jan 2026
    • TVRHBO31 Jan 2026
    • PhysicalRBlu-ray26 May 2026
  • United KingdomGB

    • PremiereBFI London Film Festival13 Oct 2025
    • PremiereBelfast Film Festival4 Nov 2025
    • Theatrical1520 Feb 2026
  • AustraliaAU

    • PremiereMMelbourne International Film Festival7 Aug 2025
    • PremiereMAdelaide Film Festival17 Oct 2025
    • PremiereMSXSW Sydney18 Oct 2025
    • PremiereMCapital Film Festival1 Nov 2025
    • TheatricalM13 Nov 2025
  • CanadaCA

    • PremiereToronto International Film Festival12 Sept 2025
    • PremiereCalgary International Film Festival21 Sept 2025
    • PremiereVancouver International Film Festival2 Oct 2025
    • Theatrical (limited)Montréal, Quebec / Toronto, Ontario / Vancouver, British Columbia17 Oct 2025
    • Digital / OTT18 Nov 2025
  • BelgiumBE

    • PremiereOstend Film Festival31 Jan 2026
    • Theatrical4 Mar 2026
  • BrazilBR

    • PremiereRio de Janeiro International Film Festival3 Oct 2025
    • Theatrical161 Jan 2026
    • Digital / OTT1612 Mar 2026
  • ChinaCN

    • PremiereBeijing International Film Festival19 Apr 2026
  • ColombiaCO

    • Theatrical29 Jan 2026
  • CzechiaCZ

    • PremiereKarlovy Vary International Film Festival4 Jul 2025
    • Theatrical12+23 Apr 2026
  • EstoniaEE

    • Theatrical21 Nov 2025
  • FinlandFI

    • Theatrical27 Mar 2026
  • GermanyDE

    • PremiereBerlin International Film Festival17 Feb 2025
    • Digital / OTTHBO Max29 May 2026

Frequently asked questions

When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on 10 October 2025.
Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You online?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available on HBO Max Amazon Channel, HBO Max, Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies in US. Use the Watch now links in the Where to watch section for official pages.
Is there a Hindi trailer for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
No verified Hindi trailer for If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is available yet. Only the original-language trailer is listed.
What is the rating of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds a 6.3/10 audience score from 404 votes.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) was directed by Mary Bronstein.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs for 1h 53m.

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