Cauke for President

In these trying times, we need a real man with true family values to lead this nation. One that can make America gay, err, great again. Luckily there’s a new candidate that trumps all the others and has all the big poles rising…unless a torrid sex scandal makes him go down. Show America you want Cauke for President!

Disgraced former senator Mike Cauke is back—and this time, he’s out to pass anti-discrimination legislation as his CAUKEPAC turns red heat into blue balls. Are you ready to get poled for this all-important vote? TitanMen exclusives Matthew Bosch, Jesse Jackman and the rest learn how fun it is to get Cauke for FREE.

The last time we saw campaign manager Mark Rollins, he was on his knees begging a reporter to not release a secret sex tape of Senator Mike Cauke. We catch up with the newly-unemployed Mark a few months later as he leaves Washington D.C. and heads back to his hometown of Los Angeles and the laid back neighborhood of Silverlake.